Stone Gossard...

[rollings]

Stone Gossard will be donating his tissues to science and has already begun his collection.

[DS1119]

Stone Gossard can change his television channel just by thinking about it.

[SB62034]

Stone IPA was originally brewed by Gossard, but he was too humble to sell it as his own so he donated the recipe, thus creating a whole new brewing company.

[Stardog3..]

Stone Gossard designs and sews all of Elton John's stage outfits.

[HailHailOZ]

Stone Gossard makes Santa's "Naughty" list every year... but still gets presents.

[DS1119]

Stone Gossard tangles your power cords just because he thinks it's funny.

[green_girl]

Stone Gossard swam the English Channel backwards.

[DS1119]

Stone Gossard has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

Stone Gossard foreshadowed a little over a month ago that Pearl Jam would be playing with Jay Z.

[The Waiting Trophy Man]

Stone Gossard foreshadowed a little over a month ago that Pearl Jam would be playing with Jay Z.

Stone Gossard is going to duet with Jay Z on 'New York State of Mind,' singing the chorus that Alicia Keys sings.

[bobby dazzlers]

Stone Gossard can play Sabotage by the Beastie Boys sdrawkcab.

[green_girl]

Stone Gossard can wink at a woman without closing an eye.

[The Waiting Trophy Man]

Stone Gossard looks really good for his age considering he was born in 1899.

[ShimmyMommy]

Stone Gossard is the godfather to Jay Z's baby.

[unlost dogs]

Stone Gossard knows that usability isn't just about intuitiveness, it's also about elegance.

[DS1119]

Stone Gossard can flip the light switch in YOUR house and be back in HIS bed before the light goes out.