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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby The Waiting Trophy Man » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:06 pm

Stone Gossard gives his undivided attention to the pre-flight safety demonstation and follows along in the safety manual, each and everytime he flies.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby rollings » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:49 pm

Stone Gossard grew up in an Aunt Jemima bottle.

He liked to hang out in the skinny handle part....it was his "safe place"
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby rollings » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:55 pm

Stone Gossard has a sister. They call her the Mona Lisa.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby rachel_h » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:12 am

Stone Gossard writes one word in eyeliner on his cheek, Prince style, every Tuesday. That word is Dave in memory of drummers past. Nobody knows why he never writes Jack.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:40 am

Stone Gossard likes feeding pigeons.
" I am sorry I am a Yankee fan because the Tigers are just better"

I saw the band once on TV

I am an angry black man
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby phungi » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:58 am

Stone Gossard inhales nitrous oxide through the protective plastic covering on whipped cream cans... through his nose.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:33 am

Stone Gossard will be a guest instructor on next week's episode of The Voice.
" I am sorry I am a Yankee fan because the Tigers are just better"

I saw the band once on TV

I am an angry black man
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby chadwick » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:59 pm

stone gossard eats grapes right off the vine at the farm.
for poetry through the ceiling.
ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby chadwick » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:00 pm

stone gossard loves fog.
for poetry through the ceiling.
ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:18 pm

Stone Gossard can walk up to any vending machine and press a secret sequence of buttons and eat or drink what he wants for free.
" I am sorry I am a Yankee fan because the Tigers are just better"

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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby rollings » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:23 pm

Stone Gossard is a ball hog.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby JR2323 » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:37 pm

Stone Gossard has been on Wheel of fortune 47 times
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby afroannnie » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:46 pm

Stone Gossard peels his banana from the bottom.
"This is like a plane, right, Matt would be the engines and Stone & Jeff would be the pilots. Mike & I would be your happy flight attendants. We'll give you peanuts, the exits are..but I would say you aren't the passengers, you are the fucking plane."~EV 5/13/10

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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby chadwick » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:52 pm

afroannnie wrote:Stone Gossard peels his banana from the bottom.

stone gossard doesn't even peel the banana
he eats it as is
for poetry through the ceiling.
ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:00 pm

Stone Gossard owns 47 TGIF franchises.
" I am sorry I am a Yankee fan because the Tigers are just better"

I saw the band once on TV

I am an angry black man
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