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Postby The Waiting Trophy Man » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:25 pm

Stone Gossard has never folded in a game of poker- he doesnt know that you can and doesn't understand when others do it and he's too afraid to ask.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby Stardog3.. » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:55 pm

Stone Gossard will be at Alpine Valley over Labor day weekend whether the rest of the band is or not. If not, he plans on putting a ribbon dance recital: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A4vBYDfNHg.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:54 pm

Stone Gossard is outside your window right now.



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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby SatansFuton » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:33 pm

DS1119 wrote:Stone Gossard is outside your window right now.



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That's almost as creepy as that Burger King commercial with The King outside the dude's window.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby YLed2 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:41 pm

Stone Gossard is a bad mother fucker.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:59 pm

SatansFuton wrote:
DS1119 wrote:Stone Gossard is outside your window right now.



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That's almost as creepy as that Burger King commercial with The King outside the dude's window.




I do like the picture and it is creepy. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:29 pm

Stone Gossard cna turn apple sauce back into a whole apple.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:38 pm

Stone Gossard has a sand box in his bathroom.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:52 pm

Stone Gossard comes in 16 exciting new flavors.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby Stardog3.. » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:11 am

It takes Stone Gossard 33 licks to get to the center of his tootsie pop.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby Stardog3.. » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:13 am

Stone Gossard is starting a petition to have all the kings' faces on all decks of cards to be his face.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby Stardog3.. » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:13 am

Stone Gossard once trimmed his lawn with a pair of scissors and a ruler.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby Stardog3.. » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:14 am

Stone Gossard once bought a dog DNA test to find out that his dog really is a reincarnation of our second U.S. president, John Adams.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:16 am

Stone Gossard can stand in any room in the world and touch every wall without moving.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby rollings » Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:24 am

Stone Gossard answers his telephone "Yellow"
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