Did you know?

[SatansFuton]

Did You Know? - Midget Edition (according to Patton Oswalt)

1. If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, it turns into 40 gold coins.
2. If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one
3. If you throw a midget into a bath tub, it makes sleepy time tea

[81]

1. If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, it turns into 40 gold coins.

paging DS....DS...please report to the lobby for your stick beating

[Heisenberg]

1. If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, it turns into 40 gold coins.

paging DS....DS...please report to the lobby for your stick beating

Are you gonna take such ridicule from an "elitist pig" DS?

[RKCNDY]

1. The Twilight series (books) is set in Forks, WA...the author, Stepanie Meyer has never set foot in Washington State

2. Naked bicycle riding was started in Seattle (and occurs every year on the Solstice)

3. It is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

[afroannnie]

3. It is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

This is why I hate sneezing when I'm driving!

[RKCNDY]

3. It is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

This is why I hate sneezing when I'm driving!

I used to hold in my sneezes because they are usually really loud and powerful...then unlost said it really is bad to do that...so now I just let it go.

[DS1119]

1. If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, it turns into 40 gold coins.

paging DS....DS...please report to the lobby for your stick beating

You can see me in my new show Little People Big Helmet.


























I'm 5'7" and a HALF.

[afroannnie]

3. It is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

This is why I hate sneezing when I'm driving!

I used to hold in my sneezes because they are usually really loud and powerful...then unlost said it really is bad to do that...so now I just let it go.

That's good advice...I have loud sneezes...I let them go. It kind of hurts if I try to make them quiet.

[SatansFuton]

You can see me in my new show Little People Big Helmet.

Is it going to be as good as your old show?

[afroannnie]

1. If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, it turns into 40 gold coins.

paging DS....DS...please report to the lobby for your stick beating

I wonder if there's more short or tall people on this forum...

[chadwick]

Pork is the other white meat.

salmon the other pink meat

[chadwick]

feel free to post other amazing facts

...when the humerus (get it) is hit or hits something pinching the ulnar nerve between the bone and the skin. So the sensation is via the nerve, which makes complete sense as that's how we feel things, but it still involves the 'funny bone'.

Facts:
-The average human being can produce up to 1.5 litres of gas throughout the day.
-The hairs growing around the anus help keep the anus dry and prevent any harmful dust particles from entering the rectum.

So next time you shave your asshole, dust your house first!

[DS1119]

You can see me in my new show Little People Big Helmet.

Is it going to be as good as your old show?

Yes. I also had my skin bleached.

[chadwick]

A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.

what

[chadwick]

A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.

what

what