Stone Gossard...

[ShimmyMommy]

Stone Gossard would not fall for the banana in the tailpipe, nor would he make eye contact while eating a banana.

[green_girl]

Stone Gossard is the guy who keeps leaving empty grocery carts on your street.

[green_girl]

Stone Gossard loves playing 2 festivals in one weekend.

[Lizard]

Stone Gossard told a joke in 1997 that people are still laughing at.

[The Waiting Trophy Man]

Stone Gossard has it all figured out.

[DS1119]

Stone Gossard always smells like a red crayon.

[YLed2]

Stone Gossard will be wearing sun lotion on his nose and a fanny pack, as well as wearing tube length socks with sandals when they play Deluna.

[Last-12-Exit]

Stone is the man of the hour every hour

[DS1119]

Stone Gossard owns 47 Little Caesars franchises.

[Lizard]

Stone Gossard owns 47 Little Caesars franchises.

but Stone Gossard would NEVER eat one of their pizzas!

[green_girl]

Stone Gossard invented Truck Nutz. Thank you, Stone Gossard!

[Last-12-Exit]

Stone Gossard has never lost a game of chess

[ShimmyMommy]

Stone Gossard IS what IT is.

[The Waiting Trophy Man]

Stone Gossard answers the phone like a customer care representative: "Hello, thank you for calling- my name is Stone Gossard, how may I be of assistance today?"

[DS1119]

Stone Gossard answers the phone like a customer care representative: "Hello, thank you for calling- my name is Stone Gossard, how may I be of assistance today?"