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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby The Waiting Trophy Man » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:34 pm

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afroannnie wrote:Stone Gossard peels his banana from the bottom.

stone gossard doesn't even peel the banana
he eats it as is


Stone Gossard squeezes his banana in his hand(that sounds dirty) until it bursts out of it's peel, goes up into the air, and then he catches it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:38 pm

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:Stone Gossard squeezes his banana in his hand(that sounds dirty).



:lol:
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby afroannnie » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:57 am

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
chadwick wrote:
afroannnie wrote:Stone Gossard peels his banana from the bottom.

stone gossard doesn't even peel the banana
he eats it as is


Stone Gossard squeezes his banana in his hand(that sounds dirty) until it bursts out of it's peel, goes up into the air, and then he catches it in his mouth and swallows it whole.


Next tour, I'm throwing a banana on stage to see how Stone handles it :D
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby afroannnie » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:59 am

Stone Gossard is the burnt sienna of the crayon box.
"This is like a plane, right, Matt would be the engines and Stone & Jeff would be the pilots. Mike & I would be your happy flight attendants. We'll give you peanuts, the exits are..but I would say you aren't the passengers, you are the fucking plane."~EV 5/13/10

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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:23 am

Stone Gossard can sharpen a pencil by rolling it between his fingers.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby rachel_h » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:42 pm

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
chadwick wrote:
afroannnie wrote:Stone Gossard peels his banana from the bottom.

stone gossard doesn't even peel the banana
he eats it as is


Stone Gossard squeezes his banana in his hand(that sounds dirty) until it bursts out of it's peel, goes up into the air, and then he catches it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The whole business sounds dirty..... :?
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:02 pm

Stone Gossard knows your PIN number.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby RYEzupSF » Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:10 pm

Stone Gossard does not appear on Polaroid.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby PKTrekGirl » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:41 pm

Stone Gossard always has his phasers set to 'stun'.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby blackmosquito » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:52 pm

Stone Gossard makes his own moonshine, but its really just water with lemons and limes.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby belinda27 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:33 am

was Boom's tribute in the hunger games! :lol:
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:52 am

Stone Gossard will be appearing in Ocean's 14.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby rachel_h » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:39 am

Stone Gossard is unaffected by gravity
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby DS1119 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:47 am

Stone Gossard snuck into your home last night and stole some beer.
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Re: Stone Gossard...

Postby RYEzupSF » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:20 am

Stone Gossard loves jello shots.
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