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Postby failedpersephone » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:00 pm

okay, so a friend of mine was telling me about the hours of enjoyment he got from reading the Jeff Ament basketball thread and how it started to remind him of the Chuck Norris style claims (with similar levels of incredulity)

so, that made me think of STONE (what doesn't tho???) and a more modest level of accomplishments...(not because he is less capable but because of his very STONE-ishness)

with that intro I humbly submit:

"Stone Gossard... tailored my grandma's pantsuit."

"Stone Gossard... churned an entire Amish community's butter in 2 hours"


anyone??
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Postby CJMST3K » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:39 pm

Stone's modest accomplishments? ...pshaw.

He ONLY invented the handpowered portable radio.
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Postby TrixieCat » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:41 pm

I thought he invented the internet.
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Postby The Waiting Trophy Man » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:44 pm

Stone is a tv repairman in his spare time. After fixing your tv he will help fold your laundry.
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Postby CJMST3K » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:46 pm

TrixieCat wrote:I thought he invented the internet.


That was Al Gore. That's why its called an algorithm.
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Postby mookie_in_eugene » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:34 pm

Stone helped an elderly woman cross the street. He then hugged her and said, "I'm in Pearl Jam, friend".
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Postby failedpersephone » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:35 pm

Stone Gossard...weaves wigs for orphans from his plucked nosehairs.
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Postby TrixieCat » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:37 pm

mookie_in_eugene wrote:Stone helped an elderly woman cross the street. He then hugged her and said, "I'm in Pearl Jam, friend".

Very cute.
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Postby randaldoesjersey » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:29 pm

mookie_in_eugene wrote:Stone helped an elderly woman cross the street. He then hugged her and said, "I'm in Pearl Jam, friend".


Brilliant.
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Postby Claudia » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:20 pm

CJMST3K wrote:That was Al Gore. That's why its called an algorithm.


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Postby failedpersephone » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:23 pm

Stone Gossard...bought affordable health insurance for his aunt
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Postby eyedclaar » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:49 pm

Stone Gossard is both a prostitute and a pimp. Shows what Jack White knows...
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Postby outontheporch » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:54 pm

Stone Gossard punched a blind man in the face and told him he ran into something.
"I forgot the F***ing song."
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Postby hiding103006 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:58 pm

stone gossard invented the color yellow.
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Postby CJMST3K » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:11 pm

stone gossard is not only doing my laundry right now, he's loaning me $65.
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