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Postby prism » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:52 pm

_Crazy_Mary_ wrote:dental pain!

I can't take it anymore!


might I suggest that in the future you avoid trying to squirt out a baby through your mouth? ;)
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Postby Ahnimus » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:55 pm

catefrances wrote:but how would you know. men cant experience childbirth for comparison.


Ever been kicked in the balls?

The same argument works in reverse, how can a woman know that no man has felt pain paramount to child birth?
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Postby Ahnimus » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:56 pm

For the dental pain, try Benzocaine or Zidocaine. You can buy benzocaine in your drug store under the brand name Oragel. It's just a liquid you rub on your gums to numb the pain.
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Postby prism » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:57 pm

catefrances wrote:shit ryan dont rain on my parade. opiates are my friend. :D


be glad that your not allergic to morphine along with just about any other painkiller that could be mentioned
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Postby Ahnimus » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:58 pm

prism wrote:be glad that your not allergic to morphine along with just about any other painkiller that could be mentioned


General Anaesthetic?
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Postby catefrances » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:00 pm

Ahnimus wrote:Ever been kicked in the balls?

The same argument works in reverse, how can a woman know that no man has felt pain paramount to child birth?


no. but then ive never tried to equate the pain a kick in the balls produces with the pain of childbirth. :)
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Postby prism » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:03 pm

Ahnimus wrote:General Anaesthetic?


those I can do. but narcotic painkillers...nah


okay sure, from now on anytime I'm in pain I'll just ask for a general anesthetic :p
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Postby catefrances » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:04 pm

prism wrote:be glad that your not allergic to morphine along with just about any other painkiller that could be mentioned



im not allergic to anything. :)
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Postby Ahnimus » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:06 pm

prism wrote:those I can do. but narcotic painkillers...nah


okay sure, from now on anytime I'm in pain I'll just ask for a general anesthetic :p


I'd love to have a portable canister of nitrous oxide. I could take a time-out any time I want without the difficulties of trying to sleep.
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Postby prism » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:09 pm

catefrances wrote:im not allergic to anything. :)


can I smack you? ;)



and you won't get any morphine for the intense pain either! :D
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Postby JaneNY » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:45 pm

My worst pain (and it was worse than childbirth) was with recurrent corneal erosion. Its like the top layer of your cornea isn't growing right, and for some reason, it erodes, leaving exposed nerve endings in your eye, and it hurts to blink or open your eye because the eyelid scrapes against the eroded cornea. During my worst episode (and it happens over and over again, hence the name 'recurrent') I had mentally come to terms with losing an eye and it would have been a relief. I truly thought it was over. I didn't open the eye for 17 hours - my husband had to take me and lead me into the eye doctor. Fortunately they had a numbing drops and fortunately its under control now. It was the worst pain ever.
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Postby catefrances » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:51 pm

prism wrote:can I smack you? ;)



and you won't get any morphine for the intense pain either! :D



you can give it your best shot. :D

but i doubt i'll be needing morphine. :D :p
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Postby Indian Summer » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:54 pm

Pain is good for ya!
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Postby baraka » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:07 pm

I just had my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. It wasn't as bad as I imagined. I was scared. My only problem now is the pain meds make me queasy.

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Postby FinsburyParkCarrots » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:10 pm

baraka wrote:I just had my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. It wasn't as bad as I imagined. I was scared. My only problem now is the pain meds make me queasy.



All mine came through when I was about fourteen. They never gave me any problems.

I've got a gap in between my teeth, but my teeth are good. I saw no reason to fook about with them. If the gap's unsightly to some, I really don't care. It's nature's way of helping me to enjoy spaghetti.
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