Did you get the memo?

[81]

Dear lady in the HD parking lot,

I know you may not be from around these parts, but you obviously knew what was up when i walked up to my truck.

I would kindly ask you to refrain from leaning on it while blabbing in the parking lot.

Thanks
Common sense.

ps, you kid sucks too.

did she pee in it too?

i don't believe so, but as hot as it was, it would evaporate pretty quick.

[Pamela0222]

Dear me,

Please realize that going out drinking (a lot) at the bar and only getting 3 hours of sleep is not cool when you have to sit in a boring 3 hour work meeting the next morning.

[81]

Dear me,

Please realize that going out drinking (a lot) at the bar and only getting 3 hours of sleep is not cool when you have to sit in a boring 3 hour work meeting the next morning.

have i ever told you about the royal caribean work cruise i went on.....

by the last day, 75% of the people in hte AM meeting were sleeping.

[rick1zoo2]

Dear me,

Please realize that going out drinking (a lot) at the bar and only getting 3 hours of sleep is not cool when you have to sit in a boring 3 hour work meeting the next morning.

have i ever told you about the royal caribean work cruise i went on.....

by the last day, 75% of the people in hte AM meeting were sleeping.

reminds me of the utility accounting conference we had in Richmond. total devastation all night and then lecture on Plant Accounting at 8am. We were all still drunk.

[Pamela0222]

Dear me,

Please realize that going out drinking (a lot) at the bar and only getting 3 hours of sleep is not cool when you have to sit in a boring 3 hour work meeting the next morning.

have i ever told you about the royal caribean work cruise i went on.....

by the last day, 75% of the people in hte AM meeting were sleeping.

reminds me of the utility accounting conference we had in Richmond. total devastation all night and then lecture on Plant Accounting at 8am. We were all still drunk.

Ahhh Kinda how I'm feeling at the moment!!

[Mamasan23]

Dear me,

Please realize that going out drinking (a lot) at the bar and only getting 3 hours of sleep is not cool when you have to sit in a boring 3 hour work meeting the next morning.

Aww I'm sorry! With all the traveling I do for work I learned a trick - sleeping fast. That means hours and hours of boozing, getting sometimes only an hour of sleep, and working full-on the next day. You've just gotta trick your body into thinking that in that one hour you got 8...it takes time but once you master it, you're golden

Oh and lots of visine and redbull help as well

[RYEzupSF]

Dear me,

Please realize that going out drinking (a lot) at the bar and only getting 3 hours of sleep is not cool when you have to sit in a boring 3 hour work meeting the next morning.

Aww I'm sorry! With all the traveling I do for work I learned a trick - sleeping fast. That means hours and hours of boozing, getting sometimes only an hour of sleep, and working full-on the next day. You've just gotta trick your body into thinking that in that one hour you got 8...it takes time but once you master it, you're golden

Oh and lots of visine and redbull help as well

Dear Mamasan23,

It sounds to me like you may be going to work still drunk.

In solidarity,

RYE

[DS1119]

Dear customers,


If you see a sign that says "No Parking" please take it at face value and do not park in those areas. Thank you.



Sincerely,

Captain Obvious

[Mamasan23]

Dear Mamasan23,

It sounds to me like you may be going to work still drunk.

In solidarity,

RYE

Dear RYE:

Indeed my fellow enthusiast.

Indeed.

[RYEzupSF]

Dear Mamasan23,

It sounds to me like you may be going to work still drunk.

In solidarity,

RYE

Dear RYE:

Indeed my fellow enthusiast.

Indeed.

Bottoms up, my friend. Cheers!

[rick1zoo2]

dear you-know-who:

go fuck yourself.

and the horse you rode in on.

[RKCNDY]

Dear 'North America's Leading Provider of Integrated Environmental Solutions',

Please come by and pick up my shit and take it to the landfill like you are supposed to already.

You do realize that it's going to be 80+ this weekend, and garbage that has been sitting for over a week and left to sit and cook in that kind of weather isn't very pleasant smelling.

Settle the contract dispute already!

disgruntled,
a paying customer

[Dissidentman]

Dear fellow at the urinal next to me,

I am sorry for peeing on your shoes again.

Sincerley,

D-man

[RKCNDY]

Dear Olive Garden,

You suck. First of all, you have ZERO dining establishments in Montana...the ENTIRE STATE, so when family comes to visit, guess where they want to go?

Last night, you told us, "35-45 minutes" to wait for a table of 9. We waited 75 minutes. But they are 'nice folks' and never complain. Maybe you judged us because there were 3 kids. All of which did not make a QUARTER of the noise as the OTHER table with TWO kids.

The service sucked, I didn't get another beverage even though I had finished my iced tea just after I got my meal. The food was sub par and bland. Since you automatically added the 18% gratuity, we decided to not give you any additional tip. Side note: had we been seated in a timely fashion (like the 35-45 minutes that were originally stated) maybe we would have kicked in another 5%. (I really do think that you assume you can give large parties crappy service since you know you will be guaranteed a tip-hint: personally we typically tip a minimum of 20%)

The only thing I appreciated was that you split the bill 3 ways.


RK

[81]

Dear RK,

Don't go to olive garden

Your pal,
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